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American Humour
A new poll shows that Senator Kerry's support in the South is strongest amongst blacks. Kerry's appeal to Southern blacks is obvious. He is a white man who lives far, far away. Dennis Miller
A recent conversation: Dubya: Look at the clock, time is racing! Cheney: That's the second hand, George. Dennis Miller
A recent police study found that you're much more likely to get shot by a fat cop if you run. Dennis Miller
Born again?! No, I'm not. Excuse me for getting it right the first time. Dennis Miller
Economists predict that this year's federal surplus will be $120 billion less than predicted in January. The missing $120 billion was reportedly last seen on a date with Congressman Gary Condit. Dennis Miller
Here in Hollywood you can actually get a marriage license printed on an Etch-A-Sketch. Dennis Miller
I lapsed into rude. Dennis Miller
I rant, therefore I am. Dennis Miller
I still feel pangs of remorse over an insidious habit I've had since I was a teenager. About three times a week, I attend estate auctions and make insulting, low-ball bids for prized heirlooms until I'm asked to leave. Dennis Miller
I'm a comedian, for God's sake. Viewers shouldn't trust me. And you know what? They're hip enough to know they shouldn't trust me. I'm just doing stand-up comedy. Dennis Miller
I'm like Bush, I see the world more like checkers than chess. Dennis Miller
If Clinton had only attacked terrorism as much as he attacks George Bush we wouldn't be in this problem. Dennis Miller
If some unemployed punk in New Jersey, can get a cassette to make love to Elle McPherson for $19.95, this virtual reality stuff is going to make crack look like Sanka. Dennis Miller
In the elaborate wardrobe of human emotions, guilt is the itchy wool turtleneck that's three sized too small. Guilt may be difficult to articulate, but when it surfaces, it's as unwelcome and distinct as Jethro Bodine in the lobby of an Ian Shraeger hotel. Dennis Miller
Just put down 9/11... I think, on most things I'm liberal, except on defending ourselves and keeping half the money. Those things I'm kind of conservative on. Dennis Miller
Liberals should not overplay this weapons of mass destruction card, because you want me to tell you the truth? Most of us are not going to care if they don't find these weapons of mass destruction. It's enough for a lot of us to see those kids smiling on that street again. Dennis Miller
Never ever discount the idea of marriage. Sure, someone might tell you that marriage is just a piece of paper. Well, so is money, and what's more life-affirming than cold, hard cash? Dennis Miller
Now, I don't want to get off on a rant here, but guilt is simply God's way of letting you know that you're having too good a time. Dennis Miller
Police in Washington D.C. are now using cameras to catch drivers who go through red lights. Many congressmen this week opposed the use of the red light cameras incorrectly assuming they were being used for surveillance at local brothels. Dennis Miller
President Bush gave his first-ever presidential radio address in both English and Spanish. Reaction was mixed, however, as people were trying to figure out which one was which. Dennis Miller
The average American's day planner has fewer holes in it than Ray Charles's dart board. Dennis Miller
The death penalty is becoming a way of life in this country. Dennis Miller
The radical right is so homophobic that they're blaming global warming on the AIDS quilt. Dennis Miller
The Soviet Union, which has complained recently about alleged anti-Soviet themes in American advertising, lodged an official protest this week against the Ford Motor Company's new campaign: 'Hey you stinking fat Russian, get off my Ford Escort.' Dennis Miller
The White House looked into a plan that would allow illegal immigrants to stay in the United States. The plan called for a million Mexicans to marry a million of our ugliest citizens. Dennis Miller
There's no doubt about it, show business lures the people who didn't get enough love, attention, or approval early in life and have grown up to become bottomless, gaping vessels of terrifying, abject need. Please laugh. Dennis Miller
There's nothing wrong with being shallow as long as you're insightful about it. Dennis Miller
Washington, DC is to lying what Wisconsin is to cheese. Dennis Miller
What is guilt? Guilt is the pledge drive constantly hammering in our heads that keeps us from fully enjoying the show. Guilt is the reason they put the articles in Playboy. Dennis Miller
What's so touching is the way we fight the war right until the moment our business is taken care of and then we turn on a dime and we immediately start taking care of people. It's like a shock and aw shucks campaign. Dennis Miller
A recent conversation: Dubya: Look at the clock, time is racing! Cheney: That's the second hand, George. Dennis Miller
A recent police study found that you're much more likely to get shot by a fat cop if you run. Dennis Miller
Born again?! No, I'm not. Excuse me for getting it right the first time. Dennis Miller
Economists predict that this year's federal surplus will be $120 billion less than predicted in January. The missing $120 billion was reportedly last seen on a date with Congressman Gary Condit. Dennis Miller
Here in Hollywood you can actually get a marriage license printed on an Etch-A-Sketch. Dennis Miller
I lapsed into rude. Dennis Miller
I rant, therefore I am. Dennis Miller
I still feel pangs of remorse over an insidious habit I've had since I was a teenager. About three times a week, I attend estate auctions and make insulting, low-ball bids for prized heirlooms until I'm asked to leave. Dennis Miller
I'm a comedian, for God's sake. Viewers shouldn't trust me. And you know what? They're hip enough to know they shouldn't trust me. I'm just doing stand-up comedy. Dennis Miller
I'm like Bush, I see the world more like checkers than chess. Dennis Miller
If Clinton had only attacked terrorism as much as he attacks George Bush we wouldn't be in this problem. Dennis Miller
If some unemployed punk in New Jersey, can get a cassette to make love to Elle McPherson for $19.95, this virtual reality stuff is going to make crack look like Sanka. Dennis Miller
In the elaborate wardrobe of human emotions, guilt is the itchy wool turtleneck that's three sized too small. Guilt may be difficult to articulate, but when it surfaces, it's as unwelcome and distinct as Jethro Bodine in the lobby of an Ian Shraeger hotel. Dennis Miller
Just put down 9/11... I think, on most things I'm liberal, except on defending ourselves and keeping half the money. Those things I'm kind of conservative on. Dennis Miller
Liberals should not overplay this weapons of mass destruction card, because you want me to tell you the truth? Most of us are not going to care if they don't find these weapons of mass destruction. It's enough for a lot of us to see those kids smiling on that street again. Dennis Miller
Never ever discount the idea of marriage. Sure, someone might tell you that marriage is just a piece of paper. Well, so is money, and what's more life-affirming than cold, hard cash? Dennis Miller
Now, I don't want to get off on a rant here, but guilt is simply God's way of letting you know that you're having too good a time. Dennis Miller
Police in Washington D.C. are now using cameras to catch drivers who go through red lights. Many congressmen this week opposed the use of the red light cameras incorrectly assuming they were being used for surveillance at local brothels. Dennis Miller
President Bush gave his first-ever presidential radio address in both English and Spanish. Reaction was mixed, however, as people were trying to figure out which one was which. Dennis Miller
The average American's day planner has fewer holes in it than Ray Charles's dart board. Dennis Miller
The death penalty is becoming a way of life in this country. Dennis Miller
The radical right is so homophobic that they're blaming global warming on the AIDS quilt. Dennis Miller
The Soviet Union, which has complained recently about alleged anti-Soviet themes in American advertising, lodged an official protest this week against the Ford Motor Company's new campaign: 'Hey you stinking fat Russian, get off my Ford Escort.' Dennis Miller
The White House looked into a plan that would allow illegal immigrants to stay in the United States. The plan called for a million Mexicans to marry a million of our ugliest citizens. Dennis Miller
There's no doubt about it, show business lures the people who didn't get enough love, attention, or approval early in life and have grown up to become bottomless, gaping vessels of terrifying, abject need. Please laugh. Dennis Miller
There's nothing wrong with being shallow as long as you're insightful about it. Dennis Miller
Washington, DC is to lying what Wisconsin is to cheese. Dennis Miller
What is guilt? Guilt is the pledge drive constantly hammering in our heads that keeps us from fully enjoying the show. Guilt is the reason they put the articles in Playboy. Dennis Miller
What's so touching is the way we fight the war right until the moment our business is taken care of and then we turn on a dime and we immediately start taking care of people. It's like a shock and aw shucks campaign. Dennis Miller
Saturday, February 18, 2006
americans and other nuts
a copy of a letter to an american
Just to set the record straight
Clinton is highly respected and loved in India (even after Monica episode)
the high society girls swoon all over him
he is a true celebrity
he says the nicest tings about india
the pollyticians in india (Mr Vajpayee too) had a good laff about the antics of American voters
why shud his personal life be talked about and debated?
and then u go and vote Bush for a second term in office
u americans are crazy
-Saby
History will laff about how u guys voted Bush and 9/11 and Iraq and your poor troops in a foreign country figting a loosing battle and WMD and dat Dick Chenney
its Viet Nam again
Nixon was impeached bcoz of wire tapping and Bush says he does it all the time and will continue to do so to keep America safe
sorry if i hurt u by dis
Just to set the record straight
Clinton is highly respected and loved in India (even after Monica episode)
the high society girls swoon all over him
he is a true celebrity
he says the nicest tings about india
the pollyticians in india (Mr Vajpayee too) had a good laff about the antics of American voters
why shud his personal life be talked about and debated?
and then u go and vote Bush for a second term in office
u americans are crazy
-Saby
History will laff about how u guys voted Bush and 9/11 and Iraq and your poor troops in a foreign country figting a loosing battle and WMD and dat Dick Chenney
its Viet Nam again
Nixon was impeached bcoz of wire tapping and Bush says he does it all the time and will continue to do so to keep America safe
sorry if i hurt u by dis
Friday, January 13, 2006
wat i told june
saby said...
we have a lott in common
i tink base ball is a silly game
cricket is better
the cricket bat has a flat face so u can direct your hit and use your skill
baseball bat is dumb
it has a cylindrical surface
u just hit and hope for the best
americans are dumb guys
football(soccer) requires skill too
and americans cant play
5:59 PM
saby said...
but like Lenny K, i love the american wooman
6:01 PM
saby said...
while i am on the subject ...americans (except the negroes) have no sense of rhythn in dance and song
they came up wid break dancing where the guy spins on his head like a top
silly!
latins are great in music and dance
and the windies reggae is beautiful
in india the sardars do the bhangra
it is full of gusto
the yanks have nutting even remotely close to dis
and sharukh khan is more lovable than tom cruise
6:11 PM
PS: June is from canada
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